Oregon legislators, having solved all other pressing issues, are considering a bill to outlaw camping in the left lane on a freeway; evidently existing laws regarding staying in the right lane except to pass are deemed insufficient. The bill would raise some revenue, as the fine for campers would be $160. It is, however, unnecessary:
Gallagher solved this issue a decade or two ago: issue everybody a dart gun along with their license, and a supply of suction-cup darts with a little tag that says "stupid". You get stuck behind a stupid driver, then you just whip out your dart gun and hit them with a "stupid" sticker. If a cop sees a car with three stickers, he pulls the driver over and writes him/her a ticket for being a jerk.
