Governor Moonbeam has reportedly ordered the deployment of California National Guard - in hazmat gear and armed with squeegees - to remove the remains of brain-dead rich people whose heads exploded after he signed SB 277, which requires all kids to be vaccinated absent a valid medical exemption.
Several celebrities, including actresses Kirstie Alley, Selma Blair and Jenna Elfman, weighed in with their opposition to the bill on Twitter.
"Greed trumps reason again as Gov. Brown moves closer to signing vaccine law in Cali," comedian Jim Carrey wrote. "Sorry kids. It's just business."
If it's all the same, I'd rather have healthy people. Caving in because a few rich, washed-up actors don't like vaccines just doesn't seem like good public policy. Those folks always seem to think that because they made a lot of money in showbiz, they must be really smart.
But opponents who have rallied against the bill at the state Capitol, saying the legislation violates their parental rights, immediately vowed both to sue the state and take their case to California voters.
"We are going to have a referendum to ask the public to put a hold on the law,'' said Palo Alto resident Christina Hildebrand, president and co-founder of A Voice For Choice. "We will continue to fight this -- we are not going away,'' said the mother of two unvaccinated children.
Well, ideally, Christina and her family will go away. From a purely evolutionary perspective, willful stupidity is not rewarded.
