It's bad enough to be murdered, dismembered, and burned - but when the cadaver dog urinates on your remains, it adds that final cherry on top.
And you may have seen the adverts for Viking River Cruises; lovely, luxurious cruises on the various rivers and canals in Europe for only $11,000. Yeah, about that: a guy in Loveland, Colorado booked one of those for for his wife and himself, but she died suddenly. So he figured he'd go by himself, and contacted the company to note the change in plans. "Sorry about your loss," they said, "but you'll need to pay an $850 'rebooking' fee".
Hey, they can't be expected to make these changes for free!
Meanwhile, in Los Angeles, a guy walked into the housewares section of a Target store and removed "a knife out of a package before using it to stab himself," police said in a statement. Naturally, the store remained open for business.
"It's disgusting that they would let people continue to shop when there's a dead body inside," Marlene Rodriguez, 34, told the Los Angeles News Group.
It's a Target, Marlene - although yeah, the guy probably shouldn't have used the knife; we generally expect Targets to be shot at.
Nobody in history has ever achieved this feat, but after 35 years, John Hinckley, Jr. is on track to become the first person ever to have shot an American president and and then walked free:
Dr. Flores believes it's not a matter of if Hinkley is released permanently, but when, meaning the man who tried to kill President Reagan could soon have a permanent home in Hampton Roads.
Not that it'll be easy; even Subway turned his employment application down.
