IDAHO FALLS, Idaho (AP) — A utility company says two crows triggered a power outage in mid-July that knocked out service to about 100,000 customers in three Western states.
Rocky Mountain Power spokesman David Eskelsen tells the Post Register newspaper (http://bit.ly/2dugkoM) in a Thursday story that an investigation shows the crows touched a capacitor bank — a device that controls voltage — at a substation in southwest Idaho.
Eskelsen says the capacitor bank caught fire, and a separate device that should have rerouted electricity malfunctioned, sending the entire substation offline.
But he also says that the crows were vaporized in the incident. That raises a few questions: how do they know it was caused by two crows? What - did they do DNA tests of the freaking air around the place or something?
Nope, this was clearly a test run by Daesh or other Muslim terrorists to determine the effectiveness of their new round of suicide attackers.
