The airline crew has it somewhat better. Turns out that there are private rooms on larger jets, accessed by hidden stairs, and they give a wholly different interpretation of the term, "plane crash".
Sadly, they have to make do without picture windows or other luxuries, but the crew does have plenty of room to stretch out and grab some rest; each bed is around six feet long and 2.5 to 3 feet wide. There's a lot more to these planes than meets the eye.
No wonder they call the 787 the "dreamliner".