FEMA was going to put blue tarps on roofs damaged by the recent hurricane in Florida, but they sort of Twittered out the wrong number to call if people wanted one:
Folks dealing with damaged roofs in the wake of hurricane Irma didn’t get the type of help they were looking for when they called the original helpline number tweeted out by the Federal Emergency Management Agency’s Region 4 office Wednesday. They got an offer for phone sex instead.
By the way, the FEMA tarps are "free" - courtesy of tax dollars.
The phone sex isn't, apparently.
