Eating meat "reinforces the patriarchy" according to this perfesser. It's too complicated for you to understand. What's needed is universal healthcare for animals. And the rich people are stealing all the steak from the poor people.
If you've ever wondered why kids seem screwier than ever these days, bear in mind that people like this woman are in charge of their vegetation.
From the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" files: so long, Florence - and thanks for all the fish!
