Mark J. Bird, 69, a longtime sociology professor at the College of Southern Nevada, shot himself in the arm late last month — and almost killed himself in the process — all in a bid to stick it to the president, according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal.
Well, he's a So-So-Ology "perfesser", so you know he doesn't have much in the way of brain-power. You might say he's a Bird-brain.
Police reports note that Bird stepped into a campus bathroom on Aug. 28 armed with a concealed weapon (aren’t liberal professors supposed to be against that?), left a $100 bill for the janitor (who later had to clean up the bloody mess he made) and then shot himself in the arm. “While waiting for authorities to arrive, Bird said he had shot himself in protest of President Donald Trump, police noted in their report.
He’s reportedly since been charged “with discharging a gun within a prohibited structure, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit and possessing a dangerous weapon on school property.”
Well, at least he taught Trump a lesson. Or not. I'd say that next time he should aim a bit higher, toward his head - but when your brain is roughly the size of a pea, it's likely that no real damage would be inflicted.
Unless it was purely a lucky shot.
