International man of mystery and all-around dirtbag, Jeffrey Epstein, died just over two weeks ago at the Metropolitan Correctional Center, a high-security federal detention center that rivals Guantanamo Bay in its unpleasantness. The institution that safely housed infamous criminals like El Chapo and various members of al-Qaeda barely held on to Jeffrey Epstein for a month.
Epstein was the most notorious prisoner in federal custody. No one has committed suicide at MCC since 1998.
My, what a coincidence.
Apparently, there were a whole series of them.
