But 30 minutes northwest of Tucson, you can pick up this beauty - and 13 acres of land - for less than that. Of course, there are a few caveats:
A decommissioned subterranean missile complex just went on the market, and at just about 30 minutes northwest of Tucson, you get both solitude and the option of rejoining society.
This place is bringing all the industrial-chic vibes, complete with three blast doors made to withstand shockwaves, an access portal, a command center and a decontamination area, according to Business Insider.
Once home to a Titan II nuclear missile, the site was closed in the 1980s, so you can't play "Global Thermonuclear War", as the missile was removed.
The only way to win the game is not to play at all.
The place has a lot of history to it, though.