Trump made a surprise stop at Walter Reed to get part of his annual checkup out of the way, and you know what that means:
Trump's trip to Walter Reed took place under unusual circumstances.
His two previous physical exams in office were announced ahead of time by the White House and noted on his daily public schedule.
The examination took "approximately four hours" and did not require any sedation or anesthesia, according to the President's physician, Dr. Sean Conley, who performed and supervised the exam. Last year's exam revealed that Trump has a common form of heart disease and high cholesterol.
Well obviously he's going to have to resign due to ill health! Not.
And in a bizarre headline, CNN reports that: Flat earth conspiracy spreads globally.
They didn't elaborate on how, exactly, the "conspiracy" can spread "globally" if the Earth is a flat disc, but that's par for CNN.
This week, the businessman attended the third annual Flat Earth International Conference, held at an Embassy Suites hotel in suburban Dallas, Texas. Organizers told CNN that about 600 others went too.
600+ doesn't seem especially global, but CNN paints the small percentage of the U.S. population who are afflicted with the derangement in ominous colors. All in all, it seems to me that Islamic jihadists are an actual danger, while folks who choose to believe that Earth is a stationary, flat disc don't constitute much of a threat.
