PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — Oregon has the fifth-highest rate of bums homelessness in the United States, according to a new study from PsyDPrograms.org.
Cool! This bum stole a shopping cart from Safeway! Probably the one over by PSU, as bums don't like to travel far and they prefer flat spaces. That's why you never see one up here. Pushing a stolen shopping cart up a mountain? You kidding? That's too much like work!
