If you're going to commit crime, don't eat beans beforehand.
UK cops caught a suspect this week after an ill-timed fart revealed his hiding place.
The bizarre arrest happened on Thursday in Harworth in England's East Midlands as Nottinghamshire. Police went to an address on Brookside Walk with a warrant.
Officers chased one man into the woods in the dark – but another suspect was caught after police heard a noise "believed to be the sound of someone breaking wind from a nearby bush". "I was almost out of wind running but luckily the suspect still had some," he said. "I heard him letting rip and followed the noises to a bush."
Police have a nose for these things.
