Ran across this a bit ago:
In my 'Bare Face is Legal' FB group yesterday, someone told us that she hung one of those little blue masks off one ear, and when the store clerk asked her about it, she said 'I'm wearing a mask...that's all that is required' and the clerk had to agree with her...that just explains how crazy mask rules are.
Today I self-identify as a Black woman so I won't have to wear one.