The Idiot Next Door

I knew he was going to be a pain when he showed up with a mini-van festooned with rubber toys. Yep, my guess was on-target. He was out there, riding around on his lawn-mower this evening - at 9 p.m. It's freaking dark, but there he was. I considered bringing over a sledgehammer to demonstrate how to shut the mower off, but he seems to have figured that out on his own. Finally.