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The Latest "Outrage"

"Long time, no see" is now considered "offensive, non-inclusive language" at Colorado State University. Administrators there (and I use the term loosely) have decided that the greeting is derogatory to people of Asian descent. Eating dogs is still perfectly acceptable; it'd be unsurprising to see dog on the campus menu fairly soon.

Leibee also noted that administrators discouraged use of "you guys" in favor of "y'all," which is gender neutral (and ungrammatical, but this is apparently less of a concern). Her column does not claim that administrators force students to use the gender neutral terminology, just that such terminology is preferred.

Isn't "y'all" sort of "cultural appropriation"? Just askin'.

Reckon that's okay with the "administrators" there, though.

 

Responsible Land Management

California has a choice: encourage proper land management, or go all Green&Sustainable™. They've been doing the latter for years, and somehow, it doesn't look as though their "vehicle emissions standards" are all that important in the great scheme of things.

 

Cheeky

The massive chain of migrants slowly making its way towards the U.S. southern border, which is still some 1,000 miles north, is now demanding that the Mexican government provide transportation for its estimated 4,000 participants — demands issued amid reports of outbreaks of violence as more groups have forced their way through Mexico's southern border. The new demands come amid troubling reports about violence carried out by members of the caravan and the Mexican government's increasingly aggressive response to the groups.

Once again: these aren't "migrants"; they're invaders. I agree, however, that Mexico should provide transportation for them - right back to their countries of origin.

We accept 1.1 million legal immigrants every year, more than any other country on the planet, and that's somehow not good enough for the invaders. I'm beginning to believe that tactical weaponry may need to be deployed.

 

It's Enough To Piss Off The Pope

LAFAYETTE — A 12-year-old boy urinated on an electrical outlet Friday morning at Sunnyside Intermediate School in an attempt to start a fire, Lafayette police reported. The boy managed to start a fire or enough smoke to set off the fire alarm, Lafayette Fire Investigator Todd Trent said.

The boy's actions raises many questions — No. 1 among them is whether he might have shocked himself while showering the outlet with his urine.

Trent said that would not be possible if the boy was standing upright. But neither is it likely that the urine hitting from that angle would have soaked into the outlet to create enough heat to cause a fire, Trent said, adding that the case remains under investigation.

Yep, they're launching a full-scale investigation into a kid who peed in an outlet. That's how public "servants" bump up their compensation.

 

Tax Dollars At Work

The city of San Francisco spent $310,000 to register noncitizen voters, beginning last July. At present, 49 noncitizens have been registered to vote in the November 6 elections - at a cost of $6,326 each.

They really know how to get bang for the buck, down there. One thing that may have put a bit of a damper on the old enthusiasm index is that it belatedly occurred to the politicians that ICE can subpoena voter rolls - which of course include names and addresses.

Hmm. That could expose illegal aliens. Oopsie. One of their "supervisors" wanted to spend another half-million dollars to warn illegals that registering could bring ICE to their doorsteps, but in a rare burst of sanity, the idea was nixed.

 

Verboten Language

An Austrian woman's conviction for calling the Prophet Muhammad a pedophile did not violate her freedom of speech, the European Court of Human Rights ruled Thursday. The woman in 2009 held two seminars entitled "Basic Information on Islam," during which she likened Muhammad's marriage to a six-year-old girl, Aisha, to pedophilia.

The marriage according to Islamic tradition was consummated when Aisha was nine and Muhammad was around 50. An Austrian court later convicted the woman of disparaging religion and fined her €480 ($546). Other domestic courts upheld the decision before the case was brought before the ECHR.

Well, it seems incontrovertible that Muhammad, at 56, having sex with a nine year-old qualifies as pedophilia. What else do you call it? But oh! That would offend the peaceful religion. Can't have that!

 

 

Glad To See This Guy Gone

Our two and a half-decade nightmare is finally over, as "Susan" is no longer "directing" bureaus in Portland. He only got hired due to political correctness in the first place.

But they hired this dude and kept him in high-paying jobs for 25 years.

 

More Frivolous Lawsuits

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — The Animal Legal Defense Fund sued Monday to force the U.S. government to target climate change, coming days after a similar lawsuit filed by young activists was temporarily put on hold by the Supreme Court.

As though the USA could stop global cooling global warming climate change all by its lonesome.

Peaceful Invaders

  Yes, the invading army approaching our southern border is only coming here in hopes of achieving better lives as peaceful, law-abiding foreign nationals after breaking laws (and heads) to illegally enter the USA. Trump's made a good start in moving to cut "aid" to Honduras, Guatemala, and El Salvador; ideally, that's just the beginning.

Calling up the military is an excellent move as well, since the Left Coast Democratics have made clear that they will not allow mobilization of National Guard troops to guard our nation. An end-run around those bozos is long overdue.

 

The Science Is Settled

Now even the MSM has turned against "Pocahontas" and her fake claim of minority status due to her native American heritage. On top of that, she's managed to tick off a number of actual Native Americans:

A descendant of Pocahontas, the 17^th-century Powhatan princess, said Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) needs to apologize for claiming to be Native American for political gain.

It's reminiscent of the old cartoons in which a character lights a cigar only to have it explode and cover its face in soot. On the other hand, now that she has a face-full of soot, maybe Lizzie will claim she's Black.

Would that surprise anyone?