WORLD—Climate experts have solemnly warned that we only have twelve years left until they change the dates on global warming again.
“If we don’t take action, then in 12 years we will have to explain why the world hasn’t ended and come up with a new number,” one UN scientist warned. “This is a very serious threat, and we urge everyone to hand control of the economy to the government immediately before we have no more time left to change the timeline again.”
I've been watching this moving target for 40 years or so and it's always just out of reach. It's a lot like the slot machines at a casino – the red 7’s are only off by one line, but one more pull and they will fall into place.
In the 1970s, they tried to scare you to death over "global cooling". When that failed, they switched it to "global warming". That didn't exactly take off, either. So today they're going with climate change. Anything to keep the grant money flowing.
They'll have to revert to global warming or global cooling in the coming years.