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A Few 'Toons

Thanks to DougM at http://www.sondrakistan.com for this.

 

Hillary Clinton With Her Soulmates

Right there with the other cows.

 

The Metaverse?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJg02ivYzSs

Think of it as the "extended play" setting - for life.

 

Walmart Shopping In The Not-Too-Distant Future?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1478094074909540354

How very helpful!

If you don't find it creepy, well -  to each their own.

That's each, not eats. That comes later.

 

Fork-Tender Around The Tire-Tread Marks?

Pennsylvania police pulled over a suspected drunken driver around midnight on Thursday and discovered a live deer in the back of the vehicle.

It had apparently been briefly knocked out when it was struck by a previous vehicle, so when the occupants of this vehicle saw it, they stopped and loaded it into the trunk of their car. Everything was going great until the animal regained consciousness.

https://dailycaller.com/2022/01/07/police-drunk-driving-deer-car-pennsylvania/

Catlink

Looks like SpaceX’s Starlink — Elon Musk’s bid to establish his space company as a heavyweight internet service provider using constellations of small satellites — receiver dishes are attracting local cats on cold days. In a recent Starlink customer’s tweet, we counted at least five cats cuddled up on one of the dishes, apparently to stay warm and take advantage of the heat it produces.

“Starlink works great until the cats find out that the dish gives off a little heat on cold days,” Twitter user Aaron Taylor tweeted on New Year’s Eve.

https://futurism.com/the-byte/starlink-dishes-cats

Maybe if they didn't just set the receiver on the ground....

 

Checks Watch. Yup...

Bye, Bernie.

The News.

This is the first Christmas in 20 years that the United States is not at war.

The good news is, vaccines are increasingly becoming available to senior citizens, and they can make vaccination appointments on the Internet. The bad news is, many of these seniors are still trying to communicate with their computers by shouting into the mouse.

AND:

In his weekly address in front of St. Peter’s Basilica on Sunday, the Pope expressed his disappointment in Italy’s falling birth rate, or as he called it – a “demographic winter.” The Pope framed the country’s birth rate – which hit its lowest level last year since the nation’s 1861 unification – as a threat to its future wellbeing. “It seems that a lot of people have lost the wish to have children,” he said. “Lots of couples prefer to remain childless or to have one child only…It’s a tragedy…which runs counter to our families, our country and our future.”

Seems a little odd, coming from a guy who's supposedly celibate.