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THE ruthless Saudi government is beheading so many people it needs to recruit a deadly new squad of sword-wielding executioners. The news comes after it slaughtered 37 people in one bloody day last week meaning it is now tipped to kill a record number of its citizens in 2019.

The Sharia law-run state has advertised for eight new executioners to handle the projected rise in brutal public beheadings.

No special qualifications are needed for the jobs whose main role is “executing a judgement of death” but also involves performing amputations on those convicted of lesser offences.

More than 140 people were put to death in the kingdom last year, where convicts are usually beheaded using a huge curved sword.

This is our "ally" in the Middle East. Perhaps we should be a bit more selective. Seems to be a real crowd-pleaser, though.

 

Religion Of Pieces Again

The bombings, Sri Lanka’s deadliest violence since a devastating civil war ended a decade ago on the island nation, killed at least 290 people with more than 500 wounded, police spokesman Ruwan Gunasekara said. Twenty-four arrests have been made but no single group has claimed responsibility for the terror acts, the Sri Lanka Daily Mirror reports.

Defense Minister Ruwan Wijewardena described the blasts as a terrorist attack by “a radical Islamic group.”

There are pockets of racists in the world, and individuals who engage in terrible acts of violence against innocent people. These are dangerous men, capable of doing tremendous damage. But no group threatens global peace the same way that political Islam does. None has its reach or material and theological support. None has created more mayhem and death in the world since the end of the Cold War.

 

Religion Of Pieces

A U.K. court sentenced a Muslim Iranian asylum seeker to jail Thursday for stabbing his wife to death, in part for her conversion to Christianity.

Iranian asylum seeker Dana Abdullah stabbed Avan Najmadiein, his estranged wife and 32-year-old mother of four, 50 times in October and left her to die after discovering that she refused to support his application to stay in the U.K., according to the BBC.

Abdullah, 35, returned illegally to the U.K. after being deported in 2013 for sexually assaulting a 13-year-old girl and he previously threatened to kill his wife because she “dishonored” him by converting to Christianity, authorities said.

Remember, No Human Bean Is Illegal!

 

Idyllic Brunei

Brunei will begin stoning gays and adulterers to death starting next week, after the tiny nation on the island of Borneo converted to sharia law in 2014. While the new laws were announced five years ago and gradually phased in by the country's sultan, Hassanal Bolkiah - who is also the prime minister, the death penalty for homosexual sex and adultery will begin on April 3, according to CNN. Brunei's roughly 450,000 residents were notified of the April 3 start date after the country's attorney general posted a December 29 notification on his website. 

The way this is done, generally, involves a big party; a hole is dug in the ground and the condemned is buried up to his or her waist, leaving the head and upper torso exposed as targets for the rock-flingers.

They have computers over there, but not a lot of decency. It's an Islam thing.

 

Why Not To Ride Light Rail

(CNN)A manhunt is underway after a gunman opened fire inside a tram in the Dutch city of Utrecht. Police have named a suspect in the case, and released a picture of him.

At least three people have died and five are wounded following the shooting, Utrecht Police tweeted.

Dutch authorities are considering "a possible terrorist motive" for the incident, which happened in 24 October Square at 10:45 a.m. (5:45 a.m ET) on Monday.

 

 

3 And 0

The ugly idiot "jihadi bride" pumped out kid number three, and he's joined the previous two in death. Maybe this thing simply isn't meant to reproduce, which is a plus for everyone else.

I'm guessing that the kid got a few looks at the thing, and decided it was better to die than to have to call it "momma".

 

Dn't Be Evil?

That used to be Google's motto, but not anymore:

Google has declined to remove from its app store a Saudi government app which lets men track women and control where they travel, on the grounds that it meets all their terms and conditions. Google reviewed the app — called Absher — and concluded that it does not violate any agreements, and can therefore remain on the Google Play store.

It's also in the Apple App Store; they've not removed it either.

 

Shades Of The Lyin' King!

Hoda Muthana (I mistook that for "Hakuna Mutata" from The Lion King Disney animation).

Well, Whoreda wants to come back to the USA after renouncing her US citizenship, joining ISIS, and screwing several of their "fighters". Now she has a BAYBEE and wants to come back here. Too bad. She made her choice.

The 24-year-old jihadi bride, who was born in New Jersey and later moved to Alabama, renounced her citizenship and joined ISIS five years ago. Hoda Muthana claimed she was once brainwashed by ISIS propaganda and fled an ISIS-controlled village in Syria recently when Kurdish forces captured her. She remains in a refugee camp while begging for the U.S. to forgive her “ignorance” and let her return home.

Nope. She can stay over there with her buddies. If she wants sympathy, she can look it up in the dictionary - it's right in there between "shit" and "syphilis".

 

 

Buh-Bye!

Guess who isn't coming back to America. Bye, Felicia! That’s what President Donald Trump has to say to jihadi bride Hoda Muthana, who’s begging to return to the United States after abandoning the country in 2015 to join ISIS.

“I have instructed Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, and he fully agrees, not to allow Hoda Muthana back into the Country!” Trump tweeted.

Predictably, Muthana is planning to sue Trump.

The idiot ran off to join a terrorist group, but now that she has a BABY, we should let her back into our country? Nope.

Remember the last time the US let an ISIS bride back into the country? Tashfeen Malik and her jihadi husband Syed Farook killed 14 people in San Bernardino, California, in 2015.

This particular idiot urged death to Americans.

“Soooo many Aussies and Brits here,” she wrote in one Twitter posting. “But where are the Americans, wake up u cowards.”

Soooo, stay in your new country, idiot. We don't want you here.

And she's going to sue to get back in? That ain't gonna happen.

 

 

 

ISIS Brides

Suddenly, one wants to return to the U.K., while another wants to return to the USA. How interesting.

"ISIS bride" Hoda Muthana, who has been asking to return to the United States, is not an American citizen, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said in a statement on Wednesday, contrary to her family lawyer's assertion.

Sorry, they can go BOOM someplace else.