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Man critical after shot twice in Port Richmond

Well duh...of course he's critical; who would be happy after being shot twice?

 

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

He's dead, and House Democratics are pissed because they weren't told of the impending raid prior to its occurrence. But why would they get advance notice? Maybe because they've demonstrated their lack of trustworthiness time and time again?

It has now been confirmed that, among those who the White House and Pentagon chose not to brief were San Fran Nan and Bug-Eyed Adam Schiff. The Democrat toady news media and Twitter Perpetual Outrage Mob are naturally going berserk over this revelation, but the truth is that it is completely justified, and very likely prevented news of the operation being leaked to the New York Times and CNN in advance. Russian leader Vladimir Putin and leaders of the Syrian government could be trusted to hold the information confidential, but not the Democrat leaders in the United States congress.

You can’t be trusted. Trump not telling you about the operation saved American lives.

— Cannadog (@6849_ft) October 27, 2019

That about covers it.

 

Somehow, Missed By The MSM

After the suburban New Orleans youth team spent a memory-making day at the White House on Friday celebrating their win of the 2019 Little League World Series, the president took things to another level and gave them an unforgettable ride home with him on Air Force One.

Classy. Unlike the reaction from the rabid Left, of course. The kids will remember the trip for the rest of their lives.

 

be cautions

Really? Whatever happened to media editors?

 

4 - "Person" Ink Cartridge Theft Crew Caught

GOODYEAR, AZ — A four-person ink cartridge theft crew from California is allegedly responsible for over $200,000 worth of thefts in three states.

12 to 13% of the U.S. population, 80% of the crime. They must not have noticed the blimp.

The "persons" have been charged with organized retail theft.

Reportedly, they're from Victorville. More like "Loserville", I think.

 

Fish Wrappers

Express, the free newspaper published weekdays by The Washington Post for Metro riders and other commuters, will shut down on Thursday, ending 16 years of publication, the company said Wednesday. The publication was distributed free of charge each morning via old-fashioned newspaper hawkers (who numbered around 75) at Metro stations and via newspaper boxes. At its peak in 2007, it was distributed to around 190,000 people per day, said Dan Caccavaro, its executive editor. At that point, it was handsomely profitable, he said, and so popular that there was discussion of publishing an afternoon edition for the ride home.

But its circulation has declined in recent years, falling to around 130,000 copies a day this year. The drop reflected, in part, falling Metro ridership, which has been driven by a switch to home telework, riding-sharing services and other means of transportation, Caccavaro said.

Another factor: smartphones. This development will eliminate around two dozen jobs.

The ongoing shrinking of the old media industry and business model has resulted in the elimination of 33,000 newspaper jobs, and now, even big, new-age, digital outlets are facing pressure, according to a new analysis.

The Pew Fact Tank report is the latest portrayal of the difficulties faced in the news business and the reality that the explosion in online media has fallen far short of making up for the job losses in newspapers and magazines.

Nearly all Americans are “troubled” by the state of the media, according to a new study from boutique PR agency, Bospar, in collaboration with Propeller Insights.

The survey of 1,010 American adults found that more than 95% are troubled by the current state of media, with 53% citing “reports on fake news,” 49% citing “reporting gossip,” and 48% citing “lying spokespeople,” as the key causes.

Media are in deep trouble, and it's their own fault; they've been so immersed in their own bubbles that they simply haven't been paying attention to the public that they supposedly serve. And as interest wanes, so does ad revenue.

 

Pesky Definitions

(CNN)A hotel cook apparently upset over human resources issues has been arrested for allegedly planning a mass shooting of his coworkers and guests at a Marriott property in Long Beach, California, city police said Wednesday. A tip from a colleague led police to arrest Rodolfo Montoya, 37, at his Huntington Beach home, Chief Robert Luna said at a news conference.

Police seized firearms, hundreds of rounds of ammunition and tactical gear, including high-capacity magazines and an assault rifle, which are illegal to possess in California, Long Beach Police said in a news release.

 

Just out of curiosity: what, exactly, is an "assault rifle"? I was reading earlier about a guy who attacked someone with a hammer. Does that make it an "assault hammer"?

 

Not excusing the cook, but it does seem as though media have rendered definitions so fluid as to be pointless.

 

 

Are Trees Not Plants?

CHICAGO — An invasive species known by a variety of names — jumping worms, crazy worms, Alabama jumpers, snake worms — is invading the Illinois area.

The jumping worms move quickly when disturbed and look like small snakes thrashing around in the soil. They’re voracious eaters, alter roots of trees and the growth of plants.

Do these "professionals" need job-training?

Sorry, but my dog can do a better job than these folks.

 

 

Open The Conspiracy Theory Floodgates

Jeffrey Epstein, the millionaire financier and accused sex trafficker, died by apparent suicide Saturday morning while in federal custody, according to the U.S. Justice Department.

Arkancide?

The FBI is investigating his death.

Epstein’s circle of friends and acquaintances has included Donald Trump; Bill Clinton; Prince Andrew; Leslie Wexner, founder of the company that owns the Victoria’s Secret lingerie brand; and many other prominent names in law, entertainment and politics.

The MCC is one of the most secure jails in the country, and Epstein, following an earlier suicide attempt, was being held in the Special Housing Unit, where inmates are under heightened protection, although NBC News reported he was not on suicide watch. He had been in the MCC since July 6, after FBI agents arrested him when he returned to the U.S. from France on his private jet.

Epstein’s death immediately set off speculation that he had been killed, or that someone who should have been watching him was looking the other way when it happened. With confirmed ties to political figures up to and including presidents of both parties, European royalty and headline names in business, finance and academia, Epstein was a lightning rod for conspiracy theories even before his death. His trial, more than a year away, could have proved embarrassing — or worse — to people who were part of his large social circle.

Attorney General William Barr put out a statement saying: “I was appalled to learn that Jeffrey Epstein was found dead early this morning from an apparent suicide while in federal custody. Mr. Epstein’s death raises serious questions that must be answered. In addition to the FBI’s investigation, I have consulted with the Inspector General who is opening an investigation into the circumstances of Mr. Epstein’s death.”

Other tweets hinted at a conspiracy by the British royal family, and the hashtag #ClintonBodyCount exploded on social media, the subject of 13,300 tweets within the first hour.

Everybody and their dogs seem to be pointing fingers toward murder rather than suicide, noting that it's not easy to commit suicide in a supposedly secure lockup like MCC. But at present, the only known fact is that the 66 year-old is dead.

 

Hard To Argue