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The U.S. Military Tries "Anti-Aging Pills" For Troops

U.S. Special Operations Command (SOCOM), the organization that administers America’s Spec Ops forces, says it will soon start clinical trials of an “anti-aging pill” that could halt some naturally degenerative effects of aging.

The hope seems to be that these will make them bigger, stronger, and able to quickly recover from injuries in order to rejoin their comrades faster than would normally be the case with their untreated counterparts. Presumably, they're going to have to wait a while in order to assess the relative effects of the treatments.

“We have completed pre-clinical safety and dosing studies in anticipation of follow-on performance testing in fiscal year 2022,” Navy Commander Tim Hawkins, a SOCOM spokesperson, told Breaking Defense.

 

 

Now The Feds Are Just Snatching People Off The Street

Militarized Federal Agents from a patchwork of outside agencies have begun policing Portland (in rented minivans vans) without the explicit approval of the mayor, the state, or local municipalities.

 

At present, there have been no explanations nor announcement of charges filed, to the best of my knowledge. I suspect that it is related to the month and a half of nightly rioting in Portland, which have resulted in millions of dollars in damages to storefronts and federal buildings. It looks like a third-world country down there.

 

In any case, these actions are unlikely to win the feds much support in whacked-out Portland.

 

 

Masks Are Very Important

We know this because the very people who've been lying to us all along about Covid-19 are constantly stressing the importance of wearing masks. However, masks don't seem very popular among the "black community". Maybe that's because blacks can't get or spread the virus. Or maybe there's something else at work - like they don't need no steenking masks...

Family Dollar security guard shot to death after kicking out shopper who refused to wear face mask http://dlvr.it/RW3B2t These fun-loving guys don't need no masks either, as they blow up a sleeping homeless guy.

 

It looks as though it may take a little re-enactment of history to clear things up for them.

 

USA Deploys A New Device

The US struck with precision 2 terrorists in a minivan in Atmeh, Syria (10 miles from where ISIS leader al-Baghdadi was killed). The weapon used was a “Ninja” missile that, to minimize civilian deaths, carries no explosive warhead. After smashing in, 6 sword-like blades open up.

It slices and dices, and makes fries in a snap!

 

It's also a bit messy, but less so than other options.

 

 

 

Around Here, It'd Be Hard To Find A House For $400,000

But 30 minutes northwest of Tucson, you can pick up this beauty - and 13 acres of land - for less than that. Of course, there are a few caveats:

A decommissioned subterranean missile complex just went on the market, and at just about 30 minutes northwest of Tucson, you get both solitude and the option of rejoining society.

This place is bringing all the industrial-chic vibes, complete with three blast doors made to withstand shockwaves, an access portal, a command center and a decontamination area, according to Business Insider.

Once home to a Titan II nuclear missile, the site was closed in the 1980s, so you can't play "Global Thermonuclear War", as the missile was removed.

The only way to win the game is not to play at all.

The place has a lot of history to it, though.

 

Wardogs

The number of people looking to adopt retired American military dogs is surging after news spread this week that a military dog played a key role in the special forces operation to take out ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

Not a great idea, in many cases.

Would-be owners need to take the time to learn the dog, and likewise the dog will need adjustment time.

 

Pity The Poor Jihadis

The world's most dangerous terrorists are asking if it would be alright if we could just let them go back to their home countries because they don’t so much like being held in prison in Syria. The men crammed into poorly fortified jails such as this one in Hasakeh hail from dozens of countries that don't want them free -- but don't want them back either.

"I want to leave the prison and go back home to my family," says Aseel Mathan, 22.

It's probably safe to assume that a lot of his buddies in the prison feel the same way. All 12,000 of them.

 

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

He's dead, and House Democratics are pissed because they weren't told of the impending raid prior to its occurrence. But why would they get advance notice? Maybe because they've demonstrated their lack of trustworthiness time and time again?

It has now been confirmed that, among those who the White House and Pentagon chose not to brief were San Fran Nan and Bug-Eyed Adam Schiff. The Democrat toady news media and Twitter Perpetual Outrage Mob are naturally going berserk over this revelation, but the truth is that it is completely justified, and very likely prevented news of the operation being leaked to the New York Times and CNN in advance. Russian leader Vladimir Putin and leaders of the Syrian government could be trusted to hold the information confidential, but not the Democrat leaders in the United States congress.

You can’t be trusted. Trump not telling you about the operation saved American lives.

— Cannadog (@6849_ft) October 27, 2019

That about covers it.

 

Nuke Upgrades

The US Strategic Automated Command and Control System (SACCS) has reportedly replaced the ancient eight-inch floppy disks it uses to store data on the US nuclear arsenal.

Defense news site C4ISRNET today cites officers from the Air Force 595th Strategic Communications Squadron – the unit that actually manages the system – in reporting that earlier this summer, the antiquated IBM floppy drives were replaced with what was described as a "highly-secure solid state digital storage solution."

Those eight-inch floppies have a capacity of 80k worth of data and were developed back in the 1960s. Today, the smallest USB thumb drives hold 4 gigabytes. And they're way faster than magnetic disk drives at R/W retrieval and storage.

Less expensive, too.

The upgrades are long overdue.

 

Cue Up The Twilight Zone Theme Music

The U.S. Army has signed a contract to study and exploit materials from unidentified flying objects. It intends to use what it learns in order to develop new weapons platforms.

The facts are provided in a newly agreed cooperative research and development contract between the U.S. Army's Combat Capabilities Development Command (specifically, the Ground Vehicle Systems Center) and the UFO technology exploitation group To The Stars Academy. The U.S. Army's stamped and signed 26-page contract is quite stunning.

"The government is interested," the contract explains, "in a variety of the collaborator's technologies, such as, but not limited to inertial mass reduction, mechanical/structural metamaterials, electromagnetic metamaterial wave guides, quantum physics, quantum communications, and beamed energy propulsion." The contract also entails the research of metamaterial exploitation for the purposes of "active camouflage and directed photo projection."

In other words, people appear to have been scavenging materials from crashed UFOs and the military wants to determine their usefulness in future weapons systems. Sounds like science fiction, but the Army doesn't issue contracts on a whim.

The government's rationale for the contract is simple. "If the government can verify materiel solutions claims by [To The Stars Academy]," it says, "then significant advancements can be made in the capabilities of Army ground vehicle platforms in terms of security, force protection and weight reduction."

Likely, they're also interested in developing new propulsion systems as well. Anti-gravity, anyone?